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neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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"Abandon me. I’m used to it."

— six word story (via shutupnanase)

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spootyplease:

#u ‘be the better person’ tools can eat my entire ass

theillofthefall:

Isn’t this Five Nights at Freddies?

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harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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catsuitmonarchy:

Remember kids, being kinky is not a substitute for being interesting.

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  • me: *at school*
  • friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
  • me: what time did you stay up till?
  • friend: 11 pm!
  • me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*